I wannas sexs uuuuu
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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