Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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