omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
