i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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