yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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