Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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