RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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