What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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