so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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