Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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