? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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