So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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