remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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