normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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