the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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