If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
We need to get me chipped asap
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
