You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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