But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
you inspire me to be a worse person
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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