So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
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i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Still dying that you shit outside
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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