Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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