The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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