I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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