do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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