The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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