I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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