Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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