I don't think brook has ever known best
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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