is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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