does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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