i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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