I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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