I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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