did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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