Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She told me I should be a condom model.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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