hotel room ftw
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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