I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
