We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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