fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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