you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Man, jail baloney is awful.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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