My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
