it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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