I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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