Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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