covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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