You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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