We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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