So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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