It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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