I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
