question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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