Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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