First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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